Welcome, brave marketer! I’m Cordell, the guy who convinced an alien, a robot, and a banker to agree on something: humor belongs in marketing. Buckle up—this is where your business learns to laugh its way to the bank (no abductions, we promise).

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Our spacecraft is always available for you to borrow. You don’t even have to return it.

Phone Number

  • Alien – 
  • Robot – 101-110-0101

Email Address

  • Personal – cordell@alienrobotbanker.com
  • Business- info@alienrobotbanker.com